Sure, when I'm not feeling up to it Nip Tuck can be a bit gross, and MASSIVE spiders can be too much sometimes. But there are few things in the natural world that make my blood curdle.
Some of you will know that one of these things (or some of them I guess), are primates.
Not all primates mind - lemurs are cool, gorillas are pretty neat and tamarins are pretty cute. But the average Joe Blogs monkey, or even worse chimpanzee, really grosses me out.
I think it's the whole 'looks like a small hairy person' thing that does it - can you blame me?! its just WRONG!
Here is a perfect example of this, which came from an email my flattie sent me a few days ago, which supposedly contained cute baby animal photos - they obviously didn't realise this 'baby' is actually the spawn of Satan...
SEE??! Forget about bestiality - that should be illegal!
(Actually don't forget about bestiality, that should of course remain illegal...)
So why am I writing a blog post about things which gross me out? Well it's because after snorkeling with a friend on the South Coast the other day, we saw something which grossed me out as much as a monkey!
Have you seen deformed animals before? It must be said they also weird me out... lots...
They raise so many questions; was it born like that? Did it have an unfortunate accident with a rubber band, plastic bag or shopping trolley? Did it's mother consume too many e-numbers? Will it procreate and raise an army of deformed animals with the ability to talk and conquer the world?!
So many questions... and how will we find out the answers? Well of course we can't, because they can't talk... YET! queue music from Psycho
Well here are the photos anyway, I'll let you decide for yourself. This seagull had no beak which I think its weird, especially when it opens its 'mouth' to eat chips or 'talk'...
Kill it now! Before it's too late!!!!
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